The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
The ridiculous paperwork needed to register my child for kindergarten in Wake County, NC. Continue reading Your Child Is Very Important to Our Database
Here’s the plan. Continue reading Kids, This Is Your New Bedtime Routine
She’s lonely and a bit foul-mouthed. Continue reading Guest Blogger: Puzzled Dolphin
They deserve it, that’s for sure. Continue reading Take Time for Your Kids and Their Constant Yelling
How long have we been here? A day and a half!? But we’ve had twelve meals! You’re saying nine of them were “snacks?” Seven of those involved croque-monsieurs! I’m not sure how much longer I can last. I’m not used … Continue reading Oh God Are We Still On Vacation?
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