- What about statues of Washington and Jefferson?
- What about statues of Millard Fillmore and James K. Polk?
- What about statues of mythological figures in Europe?
- What about dinosaur statues in dinosaur museums?
- What about sculptures that are just shapes?
- What about sculptures that look like balloon animals?
- What about paintings that are made out of a bunch of glued-together junk?
- What about nice, normal paintings? Like paintings of poppies or Millard Fillmore?
- What about paintings in your house?
- What about elementary school artwork on fridges?
- What about refrigerator magnets? No one talks about them.
- What about refrigerators? They’re next.
- What about home appliances, generally speaking?
- What about houses—all our beautiful houses?
- What about other houses? Different houses, I mean. Houses down the street from the other houses.
- What about fire houses? They’re called houses, too.
- What about safe houses? No one wants us to be safe?
- What about some more things?
- What about some more different things?
- What about even other different things?
- What about totally, obviously, clearly different things?
- Are we just going to tear them down too?
- How does that make any sense?!?
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